mom: where are you going its almost midnight
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME
Life of a lesbian: a summary.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up
Come closer, you won’t believe your eyes